Blowing Bubbles for Kittens in the Clouds

Do you know where kittens come from? From clouds, of course! It's okay if you didn't know—it's a secret, but I know you can be trusted.. Shhh.. They come with big fluffy clouds, and mother cats pick them like fruits from the top of tall hills or tall anything, really (it's why cats love high places!) Shhh! But do you know where clouds come from? It's a secret, too, but I like you A LOT! Clouds are blown, like bubbles, by the really old time big giant cats—cats never stop growing, and when they get old enough, they have to go to their new home on a big mountain (like when you give a goldfish a bigger bowl) with big giant balls of yarn and treats the sizes of houses and rivers of milk with yummy fish in them...Shhh..And also for fun, they take their little loopy bubble blowers and dip them in the rivers and AND they blow them for fun into kitten clouds! And that's why I'm blowing bubbles at these tiny kittens here, because I love them and it reminds them of their home and playing in clouds SHHHHHH!