Ella Needs More Squishmallows Because...

Dear Everybody... Ella needs more squishmallows because... *she's the best and everyone (you) wants to be her friend (obviously)* 'Squishmallow' & 'Ella' both have 'double l's' and they both have an 'a' in them which is no coincidence and clearly means that they're meant to be together hanging out backstage with Taylor Swift (already Ella's friend) (also Ella's gymnastics student because Taylor wants to add a gymnastics routine to her live performances) she has a doctor's note that says she has to have more squishmallows (you have to listen to doctors' notes—even teachers do *all the squishmallows signed a petition stating they want to live with Ella (no, you can't see it and it's rude to ask)* But anyways...we'll also be making Tik Tok account for all the squishmallows that come to live with Ella because everybody needs to follow their adventures and also they need to express themselves, so we'll have about 3 million job openings (on the official squishmallow website) so stay tuned for that and also don't forget to vote for Ella for President because, like, she's creating so many jobs for Americans...WOW! (when she's president, you'll go to prison if you don't send her squishmallows so...you better hurry!) ;) :) :) :0 :P :)