One More Thing to Pack

We all love to chatter about it leaving this endless fight and fraying of nerves, these clogged arteries of 195 and the "Ronald Reagan" Turnpike and the rest that leak blood and screams of rage more than we'd like t o jam our minds about. But it's you who decided to do more about it than release more hot air, so I tip my hat to you, commend you, and here finger-tap my meager blessings on your transcontinental transition to come—big changes are bound to come from such a large and multi-syllabic state such as California–Unruly! Try to clap each syllable and commit to hours of thunderous applause, write it in green and cover an entire page with green-valley ink wishes!"