WOW IS MOM UPSIDE DOWN, MOM! WOW!!!

And it's funny because you're my mom and you say "WOW" every day! And of course, I'm your favorite daughter (Patrice, in case you forgot, mom!)... Mostly because I'm just naturally awesome and love you the most, but also because I do things like bringing you typewritten poems on Mother's Day! And you're the best mom in the world because you just are, but also because of who you are: you're adventurous—I Know you'd go up into space on a rocket if you could (step aside Katy Perry—Space Cadet Momma Anne would have taken that rocket to the moon!) And you're a worldexplorer, globetrotter, go-everyplace travelling superwoman shooting star phenomenon! You deserve a WOW from the whole world, mom, and also this: Happy Mother's Day!